Text 29 Jun 14,422 notes

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

via peachtree plaything.
Text 29 Jun 56,695 notes

startacker:

startacker:

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

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man what the fuck

via Startacker!.
Text 29 Jun 80,310 notes

dweebspace:

“You can’t be a lurker on tumblr.” Yes, you absolutely can. I’ve been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven’t interacted with anyone in years.

via Do not go gently into that good night.
Text 29 Jun 5,198 notes

dopaminerjic:

facebook comment: 1996 how have I watched a movie older than me. the reply: they recorded the movie so it could be watched later. the comment has 5 likes. the reply has 75 likes/laugh reactsALT
via freaks do interact.
Text 29 Jun 97,978 notes

distortiondragon:

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

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Text 29 Jun 14,629 notes

bisexual-joseph-joestar:

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via 🌸 All is a bad dream 🌸.
Text 29 Jun 30,080 notes

puddox:

grox:

Bugs are so funny they got lines for legs

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some of my favourite bugs… nature is so beautiful

via Ratt City.
Text 29 Jun 13,826 notes

carmenpeach:

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via golden boy born to love.
Text 29 Jun 70,523 notes

charlesoberonn:

First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"ALT
Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."ALT
Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"ALT
A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"ALT

Art by u/reachling

via Proud creator of stupid stories (also other stuff).
Text 29 Jun 22,536 notes

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

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Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

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let brug cook

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